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Post by pinkycrystal on Aug 8, 2013 3:31:20 GMT -5
It's this yummy flavour of chocolate made from the rarest cocoa ever and contains exactly eleven chunks of gold on each square.
Can you sing with all the voices of the mountain, can you paint with all the colours of the wind?
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Post by Misha on Aug 8, 2013 13:42:24 GMT -5
No because the mountains are rude and don't let me hear all their voices.
Can you feel the love tonight?
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Post by Evelyn on Aug 9, 2013 0:34:18 GMT -5
Of course! The element 'love' or LV can be found pretty easily on your nose. ALl you need to do is stroke it, and fragments should break off.
Why are you typing your reply right now?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2013 0:52:33 GMT -5
ummm because im being chased by killer robots and typing is how to save myself
how do you read a book?
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Post by pinkycrystal on Aug 9, 2013 1:19:52 GMT -5
Easy. First you eat 365727 bowels of ice cream, learn the Japanese language, buy a keyboard and plug it into your pet balrog. Next, you find a five leaf clover and gain a title of nobility and find a map to Narnia. Eat it.
Have you ever heard a wolf cry at the blue corn moon?
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Post by Evelyn on Aug 12, 2013 0:42:54 GMT -5
No because the blue corn moon is only found in the Corn Dimension which I have been unable to visit, and the wolf has not yet gone there either.
Are you typing right now?
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Post by pinkycrystal on Aug 12, 2013 1:43:56 GMT -5
Of course not! The words appear depending on the amount of times I feed my pet llamacorn.
How are you still alive?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2013 3:31:50 GMT -5
Because I ate a scissor blade 4 years ago.
How old are you?
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Post by Misha on Aug 12, 2013 7:42:57 GMT -5
2100 years old, doggie years.
Why is the sky blue?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2013 13:30:14 GMT -5
Because someone baked a blue sky cake up there and food coloring dripped.
Why are we called humans and not peoplemans?
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Post by pinkycrystal on Aug 14, 2013 14:40:01 GMT -5
Because everyone knows a peopleman(or peplormanis spellchekerus, scientists call it)is a species of spellcheck.
How do you make a Mary Sue?
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Post by Misha on Aug 14, 2013 19:32:58 GMT -5
you put a ton of stupid people in a pot and mix it until it becomes a pinky-purple colour. You then drink it and you poop out a Mary Sue.
What is the definition of "big"?
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Post by Evelyn on Aug 15, 2013 2:36:16 GMT -5
Small, of course!
What is love?
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Post by Misha on Aug 15, 2013 10:45:17 GMT -5
when you shot someone in the brain and eat it for fun.
What is an error?
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Post by Evelyn on Aug 16, 2013 13:57:21 GMT -5
When apples suddenly swell up, turn pink, and explode leaving sparks that don't go away.
What is a clock?
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