My Mortal

[Evelyn]

Yeah, you know Angel instead of Dragon

[pinkycrystal]

Dragon? That didn't come up anywhere in the original fanfic...

[Evelyn]

No I mean the meaning of the name Draco. Or is it drakon? I forget.

[pinkycrystal]

Oh yeah. It's the name of that star constellation, right?

[Evelyn]

Yup. Completely right.

[Evelyn]

Chapter 9.

AN: stop flaming ok! I dntn red all da boox! dis is frum da movie ok so itz nut my folt if dumbeldor swers! besuizds I SED HE HAD A HEDACHE! and da reson snap dosent lik draco now is coz hes antisuitist and angelo is a suitist! OLANO ROX!

I was so mad and sad. I couldn't believe Harry for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Harry.

Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn't have a nose (basically like Voldemort in the movie) and he was wearing all rainbow and silver robes but it was obvious he wasn't suitist. It was… Voldemort!

"No!" I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted "Impearl!" and I couldn't run away.

"Cranepower!" I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I'm a suiest so I stopped.

"Silky." he yelled. "Thou must kill Angelo Malfoy!"

I thought about Angelo and his sexah eyes and his stu hair and how his face looks just like Justin Bieber. I remembered that Harry had said I didn't understand, so I thought, what if Harry went out with Angelo before I went out with him and they broke up?

"No, Voldemort!" I shouted back.

Voldemort gave me a staff. "No! Please!" I begged.

"Thou must!" he yelled. "If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Harry!"

"How did you know?" I asked in a surprised way.

Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. "I hath telekinesis." he answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Angelo, then thou know what will happen to Harry!" he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.

I was so scared and mad I didn't know what to do. Suddenly Harry came into the woods.

"Harry!" I said. "Hi!"

"Hi." he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a star cross (geddit) between Olano Blooooom and Justin Bieber.

"Are you okay?" I asked.

"No." he answered.

"I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me." I expelled.

"That's okay." he said all relieved and we went back into Hogwarts together making out.

[pinkycrystal]

AN: stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma story den fukk off!ps it turnz out Shine'star Loretta isn't a muggle afert al n she n suepire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok!

I was really scared about Vlodemort all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my classical music band Sparkly Preppy Daisies 777. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between 1D, the Wanted and MLP. other people in the band are  Shine'star Loretta, Harry, Angela,Ron (although we call him Tricycle now . He has blue hair now with purple streaks in it.)and Rosalie. Only today Angelo and Harry were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably tattooing his wrists(he  wouldn't die because he was a suepire and the only way you can kill a suepire is with a f-l-a-w(there's no way I'm writing that)or a steak. Harry was probably watching a preppy movie like Barbie: Princess Charm School. I put on a purple shirt that showed off my diamond necklace and tiny matching denim skirt that said Olano Blooooooom on the butt. You might think I'm a fashion terroist but I'm really not.

We were singing a cover of 'They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard' at the end of the song I suddenly bust into giggles.

"Sicky! Are you OK?" Shine'star Loretta asked in a concerted voice.

"What the duck do you think?" I asked cheerfully. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the ducking idiot told me to ducking kill Angelo! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Harry. But if I don't kill Angelo, then Voldemort, will ducking kill Harry!" I burst into tears. Suddenly Harry jumped out from behind a wall.

"Why didn't you ducking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you ducking poser muggle do this to me?" (c is dat out of character?)

I started to laugh and laugh. Draco started to laugh too all sensitive. Then he ran out laughing.

We practiced for three thousand nine hundred and seventy five more hours. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in happily! His eyes were all sparkly and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache.

"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely(c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Silky Harry has been found in his room. He did homework by tattooing his wrists!"

[Evelyn]

Chapter 11.

AN: i sed stup flaming up prepz! c if dis chaptr is srupid!1111 it delz wit rly sris issus! sp c 4 urself if itz ztupid brw fangz 2 ma frend swan 4 hleping me!

"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied! Shine'star Loretta tried to comfort me but I told her fudge off and I ran to my room crying myself. Dumbledore chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way.

Anyway, I started crying tears of pink rose dew and then I redid my makeup and danced. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Justin Bieber song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fudging depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a white ballet dress with sparkling lace all over it. I put on white high heels with pink stuff on the ends and a pairs of cherry earrings. I couldn't have a nice day believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.

"EW, YOU have a nice day PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!" I screamed putting on a rainbow towel with a picture of MLP on it. Suddenly Angelo ran in.

"Abra Isneededtoday!" he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb. I took my staff and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Dumblydore ran in. "Sicky, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted looking at Snape and Loopin and then he waved his wand and suddenly…

Rosile (dats a girl nam I no but I think it's a boys too cuz it ends wit a e) ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.

"What do you know, Rosile? You're just a little Hogwarts student!"

"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT…." Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SUETIST!"

"This cannot be." Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumblydore's wand had shot him. "There must be other factors."

"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled in madly!

Loopin held up the camera triumelephantly. "The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!"

I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough rose dew.

"Why are you doing this?" Loopin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clock.

And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to hug him and kiss his lips because I felt faint.

"BECAUSE…BECAUSE…." Rosile said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a sue version of a song by one Direction

"Because you're suitist?" Snap asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Mary Sue.

"Because I LOVE HER!"

[Evelyn]

Chapter 12.

AN: stop f,aing ok Rosile is a pedo 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu! how du u no snap iant antisuitso plus hargrid isn't really in luv wif ebony dat was sedric ok!

I was about to put more makeup again with the silver set that Hadry had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together.

"NO!" I THOUGHT IT WAS Rosile but it was Angel. He started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his aqua whites.

I stopped. "How did u know?"

"I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!"

"NO!" I ran up closer. "I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted.

"I do but Tricycle changed it into a heart for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Harry….Volfemort has him bondage!"

Anyway I was in the school nurse's office now recovering. Snap and Loopin and Rosile were there too. They were going to St. Strawberry's after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you can't have those have a nice day pervs teaching in a school with lots of preppy gurlz. Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. I glanced apologetically at them

Anyway Rosile came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of brown flowers

"Sicky I need to tell u somethnig." he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the daisies

"Duck off." I told him. "You know I ducking hate them brown flowers anyway, and I don't like ducked up antis like you." I snapped. Rosile had been mean to me before for being sues.

"No Sicky." Hargrid says. "Those are not flowers."

"What, are they sues too you poser anti?" I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me brown flowers

"I saved your life!" He yelled angrily. "No you didn't I replied." "You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton p- video made from your shower scene and being vued by Snap and Loopin." Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong) to it he added silently.

"Whatever!" I yelled girlishly .

He pointed his wand at the brown flowers. "These aren't flowers." He suddenly looked at them with an happy look in his eye and muttered theyre taking the hobbits to isengard! .

"That's not a spell that's an Olano song." I corrected him wisely.

"I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes." Then he screamed. "Suitist Mariolimari (4 all u cool sue fans out, there, that is a tribute! specially for raven I love you girl!)imo noto okayo!"

And then the flowers turned into a huge sparkling jeartfloating in the middle of the air. And it was purple. Now I knew he wasn't a anti.

"OK I believe you now wtf is Harry?"

Rosile rolled his eyes. I looked into the heart but I could c nothing.

"U c, Sickky," Dumblydore said, watching the two of us watching the flame. "2 c wht iz n da heart(HAHA U REVIEWRS HEARTS GEDDIT) u mst find urslf 1st, k?"

"I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!" Rosile yelled. dUMBLydore lookd shockd. I guess he didn't have a headache or else he would have said something back.

Rosile stormed off back into his bed. "U r a liar, prof dumbledoree!"

Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a bright shiny yellow dress that was all frilly on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the back. Then I put on white leggings and green high-heeled shoes with pictures of Olano on them. I put my hair all out around me and I put on red lipstick, black eyeliner and pink lip gloss.

"You look kawai, girl." Shine'star said sadly. "Fangs (geddit) you do too." I said excitedly too, but I was still happy. I laughed again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Snap and Loopin couldn't spy on me this time. I went to some classes. Angelo was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all happy because Harry had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Harry. He was sucking some blood from a Slytherin cuz theyre evil.

"Hi." he said in a weird way. "Hi back." I said in an equally weird way.

We both looked at each other for some time. Angelo had beautiful pink preppy eyes so much like Harry's. Then… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other.

"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" shouted Professor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone else.

"Angelo you ducker!" I said slapping him. "Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Harry!" I shouted and then I ran away angrily.

SPECIAL FANGZ 2 SWAN MY SUE SISTA WTF UR SUPPOZD 2 RIT DIS!11111111

HEY SWAN DO U KNOW WHERE MY SWEATER I

[Misha]

(I'm loving this and everything but what did you guys write to get "leave this site")

[pinkycrystal]

SPECIAL FANGZ 2 SWAN MY PREPPY SPARKLE SISTA WTF UR SUPPOZD 2 RIT DIS!777777

HEY SWAN DO U KNOW WHERE MY BATHROBE!

Chapter 13

AN: swan fangz 4 gelpin me agen im sory ah tok ur postr of olano but dat guy is such a duking bomb! GOFFS STOP FLAMIGNG!

Harry and I skipped up the stairs looking for Dumbledore. We were so happy.

"Dumbledore Dumblydore!" we both yelled. Dumbledore came there.

"What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?" he asked angrily.

"Volsemort has Angelo!" we shouted at the same time.

He giggled in an evil voice.

"No! Don't! We need to save Angelo!"we begged.

"No." he said calmly. "I don't give a darn what Voldemort does to Angelo. Not after how much he behaved in school especially with YOU Silky." said while he giggled looking at me. "Besides I never liked him that much anyway." then he skipped away. Harry started crying. "My Angelo!" he moaned. (AN: don't u fik gay guyz r lik so hot!)

"Its okay!" I tried to tell him but that didn't stop him. He started to cry tears of rainbow. Then he had a braintornado"I had an idea!" he exclaimed.

"What?" I asked him.

"You'll see." he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then… suddenly we were in Voldemprt's lair!

We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. "Allah Kedavra!" It was….. Voldemort!

[Evelyn]

Uh, Misha, what do you mean?

[pinkycrystal]

(Huh? what do you mean?)

[Evelyn]

(Yeah what Pinky said)

[Misha]

(I'll copy and paste the bit:

"Why didn't you ducking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you ducking poser muggle leave this site!" (c is dat out of character?)

Or was that intentional?)