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Post by Misha on Aug 16, 2013 20:46:43 GMT -5
Alzheimer's I think
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Post by Evelyn on Aug 16, 2013 20:47:33 GMT -5
Oh that's right, I just checked...
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Post by pinkycrystal on Aug 16, 2013 23:53:55 GMT -5
Gandalfness? What was it originally? Okay wtf. I seriously don't know what happened there. I wanted to type 'goofiness' or something but I left my autocorrection on and somehow, that happened.... I think it was because I accidentally typed that once and my spellcheck learnt my typo so sometimes when I try to type something like that it changes it to...that. Don't ask. It's like that time it changed 'no' to 'Mitsubishi'.... Anyway, your turn to update, Ember. |
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Post by Evelyn on Aug 17, 2013 0:24:38 GMT -5
Mines on the computer, I'll post it later.
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Post by Update! on Aug 18, 2013 5:56:45 GMT -5
Lolololololololol this is awesome!!!!!!!!! Updat soooon!!!
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Post by pinkycrystal on Aug 19, 2013 0:49:37 GMT -5
Glad to know you like it. We usually update during the weekends so keep checking for updates.
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Post by Evelyn on Aug 19, 2013 0:53:33 GMT -5
Sorry, my update's coming late. For some reason my file auto-deleted...
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Post by pinkycrystal on Aug 28, 2013 4:35:42 GMT -5
Do you want me to this part for you? I can cover the next few as well if you're really busy.
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Post by pinkycrystal on Aug 28, 2013 4:59:38 GMT -5
For those still reading(if you're still reading), please tell us what you think! We love reading any kind of feedback or reviews on this parody.
Chapter 23
AN: dhut da fok up biches!1 ur jus jelos koz I gut 10000000000000 flames! 1 fangz 2 swan 4 da help n telin me bout da boox gurlu rok letz go shopin 2getha!
The door opened and Proffesor Rumbridge and Cornelia Fudge stomped out happily. Then Dumbledum and Rumbridge sawed us.
"MR. BLOOM WHAT THE BEEP ARE YOU DOING!" Rumbridge shouted happily. Dumbledore blared at her.
"Oops she made a boo-boo!" he corrupted her. "She means hi everybody com in!"
Well we all came in angrily. So did all the other students. I sat between Brightness and Harry and opposite Shine'star Loretta. Lobster and Boil started 2 make some funny knock knock jokes. They both looked exactly like the jonas brothers. I eight some Countess Choculina and drank som sparklejuice from a silver goblet spshully mad 4 mee. Then I herd someone shooting angrily. I looked behind me it was...Angela! He and Harry were shooting at eachother.
"Angelo, Harry WTF?" I asked.
"You ducking mustard!" yelled Hairy at Anglo. "I want to urinate next to her!1"
"No I do!" shouted.
"No she doesn't ducking like u, you son of a bird!" yelled Harry.
"No duck you motherducker she laves me not you!" shouted Angela. And then... she jumped on Harry! (no not in dat way u perv) They started to fight and beat up each other.
Dumbldore yelled at them but they didn't stop. All of a sudden... a terrible man with pink eyes and no nose flew in on his bloomstick. He had no nose and was wearing a blak robe wif red stans. All the glass in the window he flew thru fell apart. Britney that goff started to cry tearz off blood. Angelo and Harry stopped fighting...I shopped eating...Everyone gasped. Da room fell silent...Volzemort!
"Sicky...Sicky..." Darth Valer sed evilly in his raspy voice. "Thou havfe failed ur mission. Now I shall kill thou and I shall kill Angela as well. If thou does not kill him before then I shall kill Hairy too!"
"Plz don't make me kill him plz!" I begged.
"No!" he laughed girly. "Kill him, or I shall kill him anyway!" Then he flew away cackling.
I bust into tears of gold sparkLeZzs. Harry and Anglo came to contort me. Suddenly my eyes rolled up so they looked all cool and preppy. I had a vision were I saw some lighting flash and then Voldremot coming to kill Harry while Harry tattooed his wrists in a jOhful way.
"No!" I screamed sexily. Suddenly I locked up and stopped having the vision.
"Silky Silky aure you alright?" asked Harry in a worried voice.
"Yeah yeah." I said happily as I got up.
"Everyfing's all right Sicky." said Angelo all sensetive.
"No its not!" I shouted angrily. Tearz of raynebow sNOflaks went down my arm"OMFG what if I'm getting possessed like in Da Ring 2!"
"Its ok gurl." said Shine'star Loretta. "Maybe u should ask Proffesor Sappyjoy about what the visions mean though."
"Ok birch." I said sadly and den we went.
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Post by Misha on Aug 28, 2013 11:49:20 GMT -5
OMG that was hilarious "I want to urinate next to her" I couldn't stop laughing at that bit
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Post by Evelyn on Aug 28, 2013 13:28:03 GMT -5
Thanks for doing that, and my reaction was almost the same as Misha's...you don't mind, do you?
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Post by pinkycrystal on Aug 28, 2013 14:19:00 GMT -5
Thanks! It used to be "I want to sh*t next to her" but I know the forum wouldn't allow it and I wanted to keep the joke.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2013 14:56:47 GMT -5
Are you just replacing words or what?
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Post by Misha on Aug 31, 2013 16:14:47 GMT -5
Basically I'm not sure if you've read it or not but My Immortal is a crapfic which was written based on Harry Potter but it was nothing like it, everyone was "Goths" and Tara (the author) changed the whole storyline to suit her character Ebony (who is a major mary sue) Ember and Pinky decided to make a sort of Parody of it where instead of everyone being goths everyone is preps and there's less swearing.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2013 0:55:16 GMT -5
Oh THAT horrible one! UGH i've read it and it ruined the names Raven and Ebony for me I thought Raven wasn't bad.
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