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Post by Evelyn on Aug 2, 2013 22:00:54 GMT -5
Intentional I think. Pinky?
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Post by pinkycrystal on Aug 2, 2013 22:01:51 GMT -5
(Fixed it)
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Post by pinkycrystal on Aug 2, 2013 22:35:36 GMT -5
(We won't be posting anymore today so you'll have to wait a bit for he next chapters.)
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Post by Evelyn on Aug 2, 2013 23:01:37 GMT -5
Yup! Review and flame please!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2013 13:02:22 GMT -5
Why did you guys write this...it is?.....it is SO APGOOD IN SUCH A BAD WAY!!! Ignore the AP.
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Post by pinkycrystal on Aug 3, 2013 17:02:38 GMT -5
(That's the point of this parody.)
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Post by Evelyn on Aug 3, 2013 17:03:30 GMT -5
(Pretty much)
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Post by pinkycrystal on Aug 3, 2013 17:41:23 GMT -5
AN: duk off GOFFZ ok! Swan fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz happy n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I tattooed muh rists. PS im nut updating til u giv me 1000000000000000000000000god revoiws!
WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY STPID. VIOWER EXCRETION NOT ADVISD.
Chapter 14
We ran to where Volcemort was.
It turned out that Voldemort wasn't there. Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Harry was there puking rainbows. Lizardtail was giving him a manicure. Angelo and I ran in front of Lizardtail.
"Rid my sight you despicable goths!" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. "SickyIhateyou." he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a prep ok)
"Huh?" I asked.
"Sicky I love you will you have six with me?" asked Lizardtail. I started laughing stupidly. "What the fudge? You gave my bf a manicure and then you expect me to duck you? Sue, you are so ducked up you fudging idiot." I said happily. Then I tattooed him in the esophagus. Rainbow snowflakes pored out of it like a fountain.
"Yessssssssssssssss!" he screamed. He started dancing and running around.
Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.
"Lizardtail what art thou doing?" called Voldemort.
Then… he started coming! We could hear his pink high heels with green and purple rhinestones clacking to us.
So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Angelo went away. There I started crying with laughter.
"What's wrong honey?" asked Harry taking off his clothes so we could screw in a lightbulb.
He had a six pack of chicken nuggets and a really huge Big Mac.
"Its so unfair!" I yielded. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and goffs here except for Shine'star Loretta, because she's not ugly or anything."
"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the goffs anyway. They are so goffick." answered Harry.
"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me with a MLP towel."
Rosalie says he's in love with me. Angelo likes me and now even Lizardtail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Harry! Why couldn't Gary Stu have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory sicky isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A DUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away.
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Post by Misha on Aug 3, 2013 18:34:53 GMT -5
(Six pack of chicken nuggets and a really huge big mac *laughs hard*)
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Post by Evelyn on Aug 3, 2013 22:49:35 GMT -5
Chapter 15.
AN: stup flaming ok! btw u suk frum no on evry tim sum1 flams me im gona tattoo muh ristsz! fangz 2 Swan 4 hlpein!
"Sicky Sicky!" shouted Harry sadly. "No, please, come back!"
But I was too mad.
"Whatever! Now u can go anh have no way with Angelo!" I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my purple door with my star-bright key. It had a picture of Justin Bieberon it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Harry and Angelo. I started to cry and weep. I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed. Then I looked at my black GC watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class.
I put on a short lacy golden dress that said Olano on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on white leggings and boots that said Ollano all over them with strawberry pnk letters. I put my silky blonde hair out. Anyway I went downstairs feeling all haoppy as usual. I did sum advanced Biology work. I was turning a bright star into a flying unicorn. Suddenly the unicorn turned to Harry!
"Sicky I love you!" he shouted sadly. "I dnot care what those ducker goths and posers fink. Ur da most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna ducking be with you. I ducking love you!." Then…. he started to sing right in front of the entire class! His singing voice was so amazing and preppy and sexxy like a Justin bieber singer(AN: don't u fink dos guyz r so hot. if u dnot no who dey r get da duk out od hr!) .
"OMDG." I said after he was finished. Some ducking gothics stared at us but I just loked at them. "I love you!" I said and then we started to kiss just like Keira Knightley(i fukin h8 dat leave this site) and Olao Blooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom in Pirates of da Carribean. Then we went away holding hands. Loopin shouted at us but he stopped cuz everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked 2gether. Then I saw a poster saying that Justin bieber would have a concert in Hogsmede right then. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went 2gether.
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Post by pinkycrystal on Aug 4, 2013 3:51:00 GMT -5
(What a long chapter. Oh dear this is the one where she butchered Japanese...
Oh and I've changed it from Tara Gilesbe to Tiara. I don't know what to do for the surname yet so maybe Ember will decide. But then again it doesn't appear in this chapter so I guess I don't need to worry about that. Comment and/or flame!)
CHAPTER 16
AN: u no wut! sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut goffs! swan u suk u fake birch gimme bak mah fukijn barfrobe ur supsd 2 rit dis! Swan wtf u bich ur suposd to dodis! BTW fangz 2 britney5655 4 techin muh panese!
We ran happily to Hogsmede. There we saw the stage where MLP had played. We ran in happly. Olano Bloooom was there singing 'Theyre Taking the Hobbits To Isengard'. I was so ducking happy! Olano looked even sixier(geddit? Lik six pak of chiken nuggrts?)than he did in da moviez. Even Harry thought so, I could totally see him getting a tattoo but it didn't matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true five hundred million for eachother.
I was wearing a purple sequined minidress and red boots with pink tights. Harry was wearing a green olano cosplay costoom and brown leather pants. Anyway, we stated kissing to 'Theyre Taking the Hobbits To Isengard'. We isengarded(geddit? Leik da song?).
We ran up 2 the front of the stage to stage-dive. Suddenly, Oando pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn't them at all. It was.,….. Volsemort and da Death Dealers!
"Wtf Harry im not going to a play wid u!" I shouted angrily. "Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its Orano n u no how much I lik hm"
"What cause we…you know…" he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don't like to talk a bout big macs.
"Yeah cause we you know!" I yielded in an angry voice.
"We won't do that again." Harry promised. "This time, we're going with an ESCORT."
"OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?" I asked. "So I guess ur a goth or a Christina or what now?"
"NO." he muttered loudly.
"R u becoming a goth or what?" I shootd happily.
"Sicky! I'm not! Pls don't come with me!" He fell down to his knees and started singing 'made up song lol lmao' by MadeUpArtiist to me.
I was flattened cause that's not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!
"OK then I guess I will have to." I said and then we switzerlanded 4 a while and I went up 2 my room.
Shine'star Loretta was standing there. "Hajimemashite gurl." she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz 'how do u do' in japanese).
"BTW Sakura that fudging poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math." (an: SWAN U DUKING SUK! DUK U!)
"It serves that duking birch right." I giggled sadly. Well anyway we where felling all giddy. We wutsched some preppy movies like A Sindarella Storie. "Maybe Sakura will die too." I said.
"Kawai." Shine'star Lorett shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly.
"Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I gave her a manicure and den loopin gave her a harecut cause he's a necphilak."
"Kawai." I lamented happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.
"OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with hairy tonight in Hogsmeade with olano blooooooom." I sed. " I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA."
Shine'star Lorrieta Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. "Omg totally lets go shopping."
"In Cold Topic, right?" I asked, already getting out my spshcial Cold Topic Loiyalty carde.
"No." My head snaped up.
'WHAT?" my head spuin. I could not believe it. "Shine'star Loretta are u a GOTH?"
"NOOOO!NOOOO!" She laughed. "I found some cool preppie stores near Hogwarts that's all."
"Hu told u abut them" I askd sure it would be Harrie or Tricycle or Angelo(don't even SAY that nam to me!). Or me.
"Dumblydore." She sed. "Let me just call our broms."
"OMFFG DUMBLYDORE?" I yelled quietly.
"Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk." She told me. "Come on let's go."
We were going in a few glamprepp stores SPECIALLY for the concerts and plays in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN ORANGO EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. "We only have these for da real preps."
"Da real preps?" Me and Shine'star Loretta asked.
"Yah u wouldn't believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday loopin and snap tried to buy a preppy camera pouch." He shook his head. "I dint even no they had a camera."
"OMG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!" I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long yellow denim dress with lots of brown tulle coming out and very high-cut with a huge pink polka dotted bow.
"Oh my sue you have to buy that outfit" The salesperson said.
"Yeah it looks totlly hot." said Shine'star Loretta.
"You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the play tonight?" he asked.
"Yeah I am actually." I looked back at him. "Hey BTW my name's Sickie bright'ness dyslexia TIARA bloom what's yours?"
"Tom Rid." He said and ran a hand through his lavender-died hair. "maybe I'll see you there tonight."
"Yeah I don't think so cause I am going there with my bf harriet you sick perv!"
I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Rosalie flew in on his black broom looking worried. "OMFG SICKIE U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!"
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Post by pinkycrystal on Aug 4, 2013 4:57:11 GMT -5
(Oh and Ember, you forgot the song in chapter 3 so I fixed it for you.)
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Post by Misha on Aug 4, 2013 7:02:02 GMT -5
(Actually about the Japanese having no life I checked and the Japanese was correct.)
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Post by pinkycrystal on Aug 4, 2013 7:12:36 GMT -5
(Hate to break it to you, but I'm taking Japanese right now. Hajimemashite is what you say as a greeting when you meet somebody for the very first time. And the Japanese word for cute has two i's, not one. But still, I guess we're all right. Yes, 'Hajimemashite' does mean 'hoy do you do' but the way Tara used it was wrong. Also, I find it hilarious that there's a prep that Enoby really hates called Brittany and here Tara is, thanking someone called Brittany. I find it kinda ironic.)
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Post by Misha on Aug 4, 2013 11:32:01 GMT -5
(Oh right..but what bothers me know is if she used it wrong obviously she used google translate or something. So how could she be bothered to do that but not be bothered to spell a few words correctly like wtf. What I also find ironic is how she says "we kissed like Hilary Duff and CMM in A Cinderella Story" but A Cinderella Story would be considered "preppy" so how does she know about the kiss)
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